Sunday, April 6, 2008

INN: Gillgummer grants good goop?

DEEP SEA TECHNICAL PLATFORM, G'AHNLO - Alarbalop, a top scientist with the G'ahnli technical conglomerate known as the Foundation for Research Yield (FRY), has announced that the dreaded gillgummer algae blooms may actually prove useful as an alternative energy source.

"Initial tests show that the algae, once converted into barrels of gray-green goop and strained of seawater, acts as a rather efficient fuel source for vehicles and generators," Alarbalop said. "It provides energy for power and transportation without the potential harmful side effects of polydenum."

The Foundation for Research Yield hopes to get the new alternative on the market within the next three months.

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